Okay, customer, I'll give it to you 🍆 But if you don't buy it, the police will turn you in 🤬

Dear Apple, I've been fucked by your VR glasses. I guess it's not a bad thing...

A classmate put me on my knees - and what's next, dick insertion?

How come I'm fucking her is blackmail and that babe is on my dick ⚡️